maids-in-waiting: all things (not so) bright - and beautiful...

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"the kettle's boiling,
Daisy"..."no wonder, ma'am - I've
never known such heat"...

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(as for my 'tease maid', she's stunning enough to turn any kettle on)










('Maid-in-Waiting' (made in Richmond, January, 2014):17 Syllables)

no pals...

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if diamonds are a
girl's best friend, do girls who have
opals have 0 pals?...

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(17 Sillybles)

potential Big Brother contestant?...

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Dwayne doesn't know the
meaning of the word defeat -
or blithe, frieze or schmaltz...

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(they don't call him 'brains' for nothing - no, he has to pay them)










('The Runt of the Litter(acy)': 17 Syllables)

well, not just before bed, anyway...

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if music be the
food of love, then who the hell
would opt for Meat Loaf?...

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('Bat Out Of Hell': 17 Syllables)

they're all knocking on a bit - a bit of hardwood...

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I've got tired of girls
banging on my bedroom door...

(I let them out now)

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('The Ageing Lothario': 17 Syllables)

both can inflame, but, hey...

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women (in stockings 
and suspenders) are better
than men(ingitis)

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- a case of the bleedin' obvious being not as good as a case of red wine...











(17 Syllables)

the thinking man's footballer...

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if time is precious,
am I to assume half-time
is semi-precious?...

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('Back with a bang' (right-back or left-back, I'm not sure): 17 Syllables)