I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Monday, April 27, 2026

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Is an Abbattoir

a place where Swedish livestock

meet their Waterloo?...

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Sunday, April 26, 2026

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"Damn! An apartment

tyre!" screamed the New Yorker (I

guess he's got a flat)

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Saturday, April 25, 2026

As they are about most things...

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"What do your cats think

about Trump, dad?" - "They're on the

fence, son. All of 'em"...

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Friday, April 24, 2026

Touching Down (Without Taking Off)

(For 'skin' read 'bum'. Oops)

Thursday, April 23, 2026

Who Shot the Serif?...

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TIMES NEW ROMAN walks

into a bar. "Sorry, we

don't serve your type here"...

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Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

It's a dog's life...

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Not fair! So LONG in

the uterus, now a vet

wants to neuter us!...

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EATING OWT - Northerners who are skint can't afford to be fussy...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 21)

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