I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Friday, October 16, 2026

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Cheap Plonk...

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The wine is for mugs,

The mugs are for wine

(You can also use jugs,

Which is perfectly fine)

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Turns out it only goes to Kingston...

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

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Listen to Schubert's Unfinished Symphony and you'll enjoy

it no end... (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 14)

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Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Monday, October 12, 2026

When I say 'in da Hood', I mean Teddington...
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Sunday, October 11, 2026

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