I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Friday, April 10, 2026

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"Are the Artemis

II crew happy?" - "Happy? They're

over the Moon, mate!"...

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For the All New (Semi-Detached) House of Windsor's Kitchen?...

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What would I replace

the Royal Family with? -

A fondue set, please...

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Thursday, April 9, 2026

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Grande or Venti, mate?...

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Who wants tea when you

can have an 'Iced Pecan Crunch

Oatmilk Latte? - "ME!"

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Tuesday, April 7, 2026

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"The Abdominal

Snowman? What's that?" - "A Yeti

with a six-pack, son"...

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Monday, April 6, 2026

How poor are our politicians?...

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Running a bath is

great - unlike the shower that's

running our country...

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To colour your memories green

Is silly if they cannot be seen,

Like stroking the fog

Or knitting a log

(And dreaming of Idi Amin?)

Alternative ending: Then doffing your hat to a bean.

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