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                                         Zendaya's in love with her partner

                                         (It's something she felt we should see)

                                         And, wanting to show us discreetly,

                                         She's got it right down to a 't'...

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                                          "Are the Artemis

                                          II crew happy?" - "Happy? They're

                                          over the Moon, mate!"...

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For the All New (Semi-Detached) House of Windsor's Kitchen?...

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What would I replace

the Royal Family with? -

A fondue set, please...

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Grande or Venti, mate?...

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Who wants tea when you

can have an 'Iced Pecan Crunch

Oatmilk Latte? - "ME!"

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What's the difference between a cyst and an abscess?

(asks my Sunday paper). Assist is what you do if you

want to be helpful, while abscess is said to make the

heart grow fonder. You're welcome...

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                                             "The Abdominal

                                              Snowman? What's that?" - "A Yeti

                                              with a six-pack, son"...

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