I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Friday, May 22, 2026

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Chinese President

single-handedly defeats

Starmer eleven...

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Is Ignorance REALLY Bliss?...

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

I cough, you cough, week off...

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"No, Thompson, you CAN'T

take a week off just because

you've got a wee cough!"...

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

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ANGE MANAGEMENT COURSE - for those who can't abide

a certain Ms Rayner? (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 19)

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Monday, May 18, 2026

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Looks fine to me...

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"This is just the borscht,"

said Hans, my German host. "The

wurst is yet to come"...

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Is the periodic table only brought out when

the occasional one's out of commission?

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 13)

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Saturday, May 16, 2026

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