I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Monday, March 30, 2026

Sunday, March 29, 2026

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I'm a bit of a

rebel. I tend to behave

when I'm told not to...

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Saturday, March 28, 2026

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The Korma Sutra:

Sanskrit text for couples who

don't like it TOO hot...

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Friday, March 27, 2026

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"My favourite book?

'A Farewell to Arms', luv," said

Venus de Milo...

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Thursday, March 26, 2026

Hasta No Sé Cuándo...

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A couple of pics

Of some silly old arses -

A sizeable nose

And some oversized glasses...

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Wednesday, March 25, 2026

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Stick to BOXED wines - that

way you can always deny

hitting the bottle!

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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

The Farmer's Dog (Clarkson's Pub)

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With Jeremy's fans

all eating out of his hand,

does his pub NEED plates?

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HORSE CHESS-NUT - two steps back, then one to

the side? This daft old steed's quite tricky to ride!...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 24)

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