I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Thursday, March 5, 2026

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Trump? May he rot in

Helvetica (or any

typeface - I don't care!)

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Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

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Pity the man who is lactose intolerant

in a land of milk and honey...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 3)

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Monday, March 2, 2026

Sunday, March 1, 2026

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Friday, February 27, 2026

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Sticking to BOXED wines means you can

always deny hitting the bottle...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Feb. 27)

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