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Two heads are better
than one (if it's a coin toss
you just have to win).

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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 21)

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A wise woman starts
watching her figure when she
sees no-one else is...

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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 11)

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Why is cordial
a cold drink? Surely it should
be warm and friendly?...

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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 4)

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"I can't wait for Trump's first
State of the Union tweet"...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 3)