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'Don't knock it till you've tried it'? -
how else can I test my door knocker?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 23)

cameo, cameo, wherefore art thou?...

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When stealing a brooch,
break it fast! That way, no-one
can pin it on you...

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('Self-defeating?': 17 Syllables)

Sanditon? - I enjoyed it no end...

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I've just put down Jane
Austen's unfinished novel.
No end of a good...

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(17 Syllables)

you couldn't make it up (well, not in less than half an hour)

Concealer,
Foundation,
Highlighter,
Powder,
Blusher,
Lipstick,
Eyeshadow,
Eyebrow pencil,
Liquid eyeliner,
Lashes...

"How d'you like it? It's my new natural look," claims the Mrs...

they know the way - to get on your nerves...

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sat navs: not so much
the root cause of endless rows -
more the 'which route?' cause...

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(17 Syllables)

the leader in his (Gar)field...

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In a cricket match
between Drunks and Sobers, I
think we know who'd win...

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('Garfield Sobers':17 Syllables)

'the future, present and past'ures new...

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Time travel's great! I've
just spent all next month planning
my last fifteen years...

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(17 Sillybles)

pastures new...

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sometimes, for better
things to follow, good things have
to come to an end...

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(17 Not-So-Sillybles)

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"Have a healthy soup and shake every day," said
my dietician. "How long should I shake?" I asked...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Novemeber 6)