I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Monday, December 31, 2018

way too important (but I'm not sure WHICH way)

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My most important
possession? - my sat nav. I'd
be lost without it...

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(17 Syllables)

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Dannazione!...(sorry, vicar)

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if all roads lead to
Rome, how come I've ended up
in Chalfont St Giles?...

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(17 Syllables)

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

why would you?...

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Booze? No, never touched
the stuff. Drunk loads of it, mind.
Just never touched it...

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(17 Syllables)