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Most attempts to square the circle
end up in wrecked angles...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 28)

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Sadly, 'quid pro quo' 

is now 'TWO QUID pro quo' (that's
inflation for you)

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 22)

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If baking a cake is as easy as pie,
is baking a pie a piece of cake?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 19)

On my travels for 3 months or so...thevicarsknickers will be put away in the drawer for a while. Maybe the drawer will be opened occasionally, time will tell...
Love, light and peace - and many thanks to both of you, x

knick-knack, paddywhack, give the dog a...

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I told Rex a joke...
it growled. A bit too close to
the bone? I moved back...

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Yes, it's OK to tell a joke that's a bit close to the bone -
as long as it's the humerus, haha...
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Bear grills frog! (news item). Makes a change
from man bites dog, I suppose...

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(Bear Grylls has got himself into trouble for killing 
and cooking a frog in a Bulgarian nature reserve)



(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 26)
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"I'm so happy with that sentence," says Katie Price of her 3-month
driving ban...'District Judge Nigel Dean says he does not find her a 
'plausible or credible' witness'. I bet she's not so happy with that one...
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