ammo, ammas, ammat: they ALL love ammo!...

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he who owns a gun
shop in The States is also
probably loaded...＄＄＄

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(17 Syllables)
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Do paleontologists spend too much time indoors?...
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colour-coordination...

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"What do you suggest
for yellow teeth?" I asked my
dentist. - "Khaki shirts?"...

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Bugger! My car's a write-off. From careless
to carless, in the blink of an eye...
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- to anything by Wet, Wet, Wet, presumably?...

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"Bloomin' heck! Great rain-
dancing, mum!" (She calls it her
'watering can-can')

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(17 Rather Sillybles)

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'Forest bathing'? Is that the same
as going down to the beech?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, May 26)

haughty culturalism...

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So many royals at the Chelsea Flower Show!
'Haughty culture' takes on a whole new meaning...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 24)

Will May make it till June? Farewell, Theresa...

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"END OF THE ROAD FOR 
MAY!" - does this mean they're giving
her the cul-de-sac?...

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('Theresa May': 17 Syllables)

Jamie's Italian goes bust!...

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after writing all
those books, maybe Jamie should
have tried cooking them?...

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('Cooking The Books': 17 Syllables)

Eurovision Song Contest...

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With so much politics involved, shouldn't
it be called the Eurovision Song Con-test?...

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(an old Madonna with a patch on her eye's not a patch on the Madonna of old, haha...)



(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 21)

orchestral manoeuvres in the dark...

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if music be the
food of love, then give me a
lick of that cornet!...

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if music be the food of love, is that a cornet in the brasserie?...



(17 Syllables)

with apologies to the LGBT community...

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I, too, was a male
trapped in a woman's body.
And then I was born...

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(17 Syllables)

how poor am I?...

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even the products
of my imagination
are 'Made in China'!...

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(17 Syllables)

managing to avoid bringing the House down...

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a three-line whip is
like most of my three-line quips:
no laughing matter...

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(17 Syllables)

moneybags...

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my mother-in-law's
so posh, the bags under her
eyes are Givenchy...

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(17 Syllables)

how dare she speak to me in that tone of body!...

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will someone translate
my wif'e's body language, please -
I think it's in French...

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(17 Syllables)

sorry, wrong number...

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A man called NatWest
today...will doubtless be called
NatWest tomorrow...

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(17 Sillybles)

heavy petting doesn't require heavy pets...

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We love our pets, don't
we, darling? (Jane loves my mole,
I love her beaver)

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('Animal Lovers': 17 Syllables)