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I cherish my mobile above all else
- it's the Apple of my iPhone...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 27)

she may be a silly moo, but she's MY silly moo...

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Indians worship cows 

and I worship my wife. She 

hates that connection...

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(17 Syllables)

war and piece of her mind...

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I love her, but does
she love me? She makes me mad,
then she makes me tea...

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('Always something brewing': 17 Syllables)

a sweet tooth and obesity...

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Is there a sin tax on sugar daddies?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 6)

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GUM CONTROL - they've stopped selling
Wrigley's in our local corner shop...

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(Vincent Hefter, Wordy Wise, Daily Mail, November 5)
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(They've stopped selling Wrigley's in our local corner
shop. I'm all for gum control, but this is ridiculous!...)
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