January 31, 11:00pm: a farewell to Europe. Finally. And sadly...

Not so much 'GOODBYE', more...

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ADIEU!

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Prince Andrew's 'zero co-operation'...

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The Grand Old Duke Of York may well have
had 10,000 men, but I'm pretty sure it was always
consensual. Why can't the current Duke of York
reassure us about all of HIS relationships?...

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Miss Thunberg...

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Greta love hath no girl than this, that a
girl lay down the law for our planet...

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(John 15:13)
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How do you turn a Jack Russell cross into a cross Jack Russell?
Refuse him entry into the Garrick Club. #Dilyn & Boris...
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Bravo, Coca-Cola! (not)

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Refusing to ditch
single-use plastic requires
a lot of bottle...

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Mrs sex? Yes, he does. He Mrs sex...

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"What I need is a
wife" - "Whose?" - "Anyone's. I can't
stand single women"...

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(Intelligent)lemen prefer blondes. Why?
Probably because opposites attract...

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(Stand back, await punch)

where did it all go right?...

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Who said I wouldn't

get anywhere in life? - I

got to Scunthorpe!...

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Trump calling Jerry Nadler a sleazebag?...
talk about the (des)pot calling the kettle black!

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Will Harry and Meghan be allowed to call
any future profits they make 'royalties'?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 23)

Climate change & Trump's 'prophets of doom' quote...

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The profits of doom? To climate activists, that's
all the monies generated by the fossil fuel industry...

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(A man 'impenetrable in his idiocy', to quote Michael Parkinson)

Peter Phillips flogging full cream and semi-skimmed in China?...

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So what if Peter Phillips is trading on his
status (Mail)? If you're a member of the
Royal Family, why not milk it?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 22)

Not so much an Adonis - more an Adonisn't, sadly...

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I haven't changed since
I was in my teens. I was
fat and bald then, too...

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my wife, the rhythm and greens fanatic...

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my wife's colour-blind -
whatever she sees when she's
angry, it's not red!...

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divers-ity...

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athletes who win Gold
make quite a splash - divers who
win Gold tend not to...

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longtime buddy Phil O'Sophy strikes again...

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if war isn't the
answer, what the heck IS the
opposite of peace?...

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by definition...

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OK, sex addicts
may not be mad - but they're most
certainly bonkers...

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Brand new year, same old rubbish...

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Hair of the dog? Paw me another!

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 1)

the traditional Hefter start to the year...

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I always Knew Year's
resolutions to give up
on puns wouldn't work...

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