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My ex is pushing
60. She says that's all the
exercise she needs...
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(Her marriage didn't
work out, so why the hell should
SHE, she tells people)
(17 Syllables)
Friday, December 30, 2022
Monday, December 26, 2022
English Grammar Haiku, No 72...
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SIMILES are when
something's like something else. As
in: "I'm, like, handsome"...
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(17 Rather Sillybles)
Sunday, December 25, 2022
Not very Christmassy, but hey ho...
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If it takes a village to raise a
child, how many villages would
it take to raise the Titanic?...
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Tuesday, December 20, 2022
Friday, December 16, 2022
WFH? WTF!...
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Bloody hell! Even
Santa's being forced to work from
ho-ho-home this year...
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 16: 17 Syllables)
Wednesday, December 14, 2022
Harry & Meghan: may they rot in Helvetica (or ANY typeface, for that matter)
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Harry may never
become king, but what wouldn't
I give to crown him!...
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('The insufferable couple': 17 Syllables)
Tuesday, December 13, 2022
Yet another Netflix trailer...
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Harry and Meghan
made their bed, so of course they
had to lie in it...
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...THROUGH THEIR TEETH, as it turned out.
Monday, December 12, 2022
Our esteemed PM...
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No one seems to know
what Rishi stands for. I do.
The Nation'l Anthem.
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(17 Syllables (at a squaaze)
Sunday, December 11, 2022
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