From 'The Tales of I', an educated eejit with the letters after his name to prove it (j,k,l,m,n...)

 

From 'The Tales of I', an educated eejit with the letters after his name to prove it (j,k,l,m,n...)

From 'The Tales of I', an educated eejit with the letters after his name to prove it (j,k,l,m,n...)

 

 

If you don't know what aphoristic tercets are (let alone comic ones), it means you've probably got a life...

 

Labour's shellacking calls for drastic action...

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                          DELHICIOUS - I love Indian food! (VH, Daily Mail, June 23)

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Awa's Cakery, etc...

   

 

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A 'brief statement' by any other name would smell as sweet...

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Love is...

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                                         thelandofcheesefondue.blogspot.com

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         It's often said Donald Trump loves winners. Of course he does - opposites attract.

         (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 19; Irish Daily Mail, June 25)

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Does it matter?...

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                          How did I get through life without it? Tesco's Ms Molly's

Toffee Dessert! At £1:00 a shot, you couldn't wish for a

cheaper addiction! Love you, Ms Molly - and I probably

always will! (Well, certainly till next Tuesday - you know

what men are like.)

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FIFA World Cup, 2026...

 

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                                               And on the seventh

                                               day, the angels agreed: "'Tis

                                               time to be silly"...

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(Dana White, devout Trump buddy, is president 

                                 and CEO of the Ultimate Fighting Championship)

 

As a teetotaller, he's unique, all right...

 

 

A Diptych of a Dipstick...

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                      I make no apologies. A man who treats NBC's Kristen Welker 

                      the way he did - the way he treats women generally - deserves 

                      everything he gets...

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That'll be William, next door-but-one...

 

 

 

 

Now that's what I CALL domesticated!...