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(that's what comes of hitting milestones)
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"We've hit a milestone - thanks to you," read their e-mail to me...
"Hey, it's not my fault," I replied, "you should drive more carefully".
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True story (dull, but true)...
I just thought it quite funny (if I say so myself). I think the milestone
they were referring to was their 75,000,000th review or opinion.
Just one of which - the crucial one, no doubt - was mine.
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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