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if high-rises could
talk, they'd sure have a load of
storeys to choose from...
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('Tall Stories': 17 Syllables)
Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
Friday, March 29, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
the protesters...
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"We are not numbers,
we are people!" yelled one. And
two and three agreed...
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There are plenty of legitimate massages available here on Gambian beaches, but the odd few resort to offering massages "with happy ending" (need I explain?). Peanut sellers and fruit plate sellers also abound. I have to say I delight in confusing the locals by surreptitiously asking for peanuts or a fruit plate "with happy ending". Mind you, I'd run a mile if they said yes...
(17 Syllables)
"We are not numbers,
we are people!" yelled one. And
two and three agreed...
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There are plenty of legitimate massages available here on Gambian beaches, but the odd few resort to offering massages "with happy ending" (need I explain?). Peanut sellers and fruit plate sellers also abound. I have to say I delight in confusing the locals by surreptitiously asking for peanuts or a fruit plate "with happy ending". Mind you, I'd run a mile if they said yes...
(17 Syllables)
Saturday, March 23, 2013
a sweet and (un)savoury truism?...
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just as biscuits go
with anything, so a tart
goes with anyone...
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(17 Syllables)
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
a sandwich short of a picnic...
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"same again, barman" -
"but you've not had one yet" - "then
make it a double"...
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(17 Syllables)
"same again, barman" -
"but you've not had one yet" - "then
make it a double"...
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(17 Syllables)
Friday, March 15, 2013
bloody cheek! (the left one)
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Blood was everywhere.
"You're nicked!" said the cop. Since when
was shaving a crime?...
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(17 Syllables)
Blood was everywhere.
"You're nicked!" said the cop. Since when
was shaving a crime?...
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(17 Syllables)
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
soul mates...
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the exosphere?...that's
the furthest thing from my mind -
but you knew that, right?...
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('IQ' (as in 'I like you'?)': 17 Syllables)
the exosphere?...that's
the furthest thing from my mind -
but you knew that, right?...
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('IQ' (as in 'I like you'?)': 17 Syllables)
Sunday, March 10, 2013
well, almost perfect...
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everyone here's a
perfect stranger (the ones at
home are slightly flawed)
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it's a Gambian thing...
(17 Syllables)
everyone here's a
perfect stranger (the ones at
home are slightly flawed)
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it's a Gambian thing...
(17 Syllables)
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
the light that turns ME on...
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she's the light of my
life...only 40 watts, mind -
a bit dim, but, hey...
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('easily LED, too': 17 Syllables)
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My dear reader, the next 7 weeks will find me in The Gambia (they can't touch you for it, as they say) so I imagine postings during this period will be rather less frequent. Will the world will be a poorer place as a result? Well, what do you think? Just as I thought. Oh, well...
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she's the light of my
life...only 40 watts, mind -
a bit dim, but, hey...
******************************
('easily LED, too': 17 Syllables)
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My dear reader, the next 7 weeks will find me in The Gambia (they can't touch you for it, as they say) so I imagine postings during this period will be rather less frequent. Will the world will be a poorer place as a result? Well, what do you think? Just as I thought. Oh, well...
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Tuesday, March 5, 2013
'Big Society', my arse. Broken Britain, more like...
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our moral compass,
seeking sense of direction,
seems to have gone west...
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-north...south...north...east...south...
('BritishIdiots Idioms. Whatever': 17 Syllables)
our moral compass,
seeking sense of direction,
seems to have gone west...
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-
('British
Monday, March 4, 2013
why the rush?...
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Damned waitress, taking
my breath away. And before
I'd even finished...
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as pretty as a pitcher - the one she'd brought to the table...
('Beer Goggles': 17 Syllables)
Damned waitress, taking
my breath away. And before
I'd even finished...
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as pretty as a pitcher - the one she'd brought to the table...
('Beer Goggles': 17 Syllables)
Sunday, March 3, 2013
cowslips and buttercups...
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God, those foxes are
brutal! - I've just picked a cows
lip and buttock up...
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- messy...
('Some Pick Flowers - Others Fights': 17 Syllables)
God, those foxes are
brutal! - I've just picked a cows
lip and buttock up...
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- messy...
('Some Pick Flowers - Others Fights': 17 Syllables)
Saturday, March 2, 2013
blank verse...
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reading between the
lines, I think this is one of
my finest couplets...
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('Two into three does go': 17 Syllables)
reading between the
lines, I think this is one of
my finest couplets...
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('Two into three does go': 17 Syllables)
Friday, March 1, 2013
who needs an A-Z? - I only ever go from A-B...
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my car's not so much
state-of-the-art as "look at
the state of that art"...
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('Avoid crashing - be a wreckless driver': 17 Syllables)
my car's not so much
state-of-the-art as "look at
the state of that art"...
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('Avoid crashing - be a wreckless driver': 17 Syllables)
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