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a Mutant Turtle
clinic's the best place for a
ninja'd animal...
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(17 Syllables)
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In swimming, some people will go to any lengths to win Gold. Why? One
is clearly enough, as Adam Peaty has just proved (50m breaststroke Gold)
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So Manchester United paid Mourinho £4m to do nothing? I believe the
X Factor judges are on a similar deal...
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I'm surprised Manchester United only paid Mourinho £4m for doing nothing.
They paid van Gaal far more to do the same...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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