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"I've just played a damned
awful round of golf!" - "What did
you shoot?" - "My caddie!!...
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(17 Syllables)
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Women in stressful jobs are more likely to pile on pounds,
apparently. So true. Take my wife, for instance - she's piled
on £78,000 this year!
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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