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do men who marry
washer women put small flat
rings on their fingers?...
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('Nuts and washers': 17 Syllables)
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One door closes, another one slams in your
face...I was a volunteer police cadet for a while.
Turns out I wasn't much cop...(Vincent Hefter,
Daily Mail, May 15)
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Never mind 'who let the dogs out?', who the
f*** let the 'stable genius' out of the stable?...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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