Monday, June 14, 2021

The world according to Boris...

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If Joe Biden is
'a breath of fresh air', was Trump
merely a windbag?...

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If you think your firearm's gun off in the fridge, just give
it the smell test before throwing it away. (It should be OK 
- I kept a Mail on Sunday article on the bottom shelf for 
months, and it was still perfectly legible when I took it 
out to read last week)
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If Harry & Meghan think they've got it tough, they should
try putting themselves in my shoes! Living in the full 
glare of total anonymity's no fun, believe me...
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England v. New Zealand Test series: "...and the Kiwis are 
already into the tail" - the England openers had only just 
come out to start the innings, but few could argue. England
have bowlers and non-bowlers. Of 'batsmen' are there none.
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