I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Kate, Duchess of Cambridge...

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

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From Erik TEN HAG to 'gone, but not forgotTEN HAG'.

It was always just a matter of time...

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Monday, October 28, 2024

Sunday, October 27, 2024

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Friday, October 25, 2024

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Seasoned professionals Salt and Pepper are in the latest England white-ball

cricket squad to play the West Indies. Shame Onions no longer plays.

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 24)

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Thursday, October 24, 2024

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THE HAMPTON COURT MAIZE - a (which?) route vegetable.

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 3)

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Wednesday, October 23, 2024

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DONALD TRUMPET - his very own, which he sure loves to blow.

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Tuesday, October 22, 2024

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COCOA THE CLOWN - he was never my cup of tea...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 22)

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Tuesday, October 15, 2024

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THE WRITZ - exclusive hotel for the over-litigious...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 15)

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Monday, October 14, 2024

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CARPE DM - send that message NOW!

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Thursday, October 3, 2024

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I blinked - I missed it.

Meteorological

summer - gone too soon...

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Seven-syllable

words? There's nothing worse (apart

from semolina)

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Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

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RIP. Kris Kristofferson. A star is borne away.

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