I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

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Will every Tom, Dick and Harry be called Muhammad soon?

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 9) (News item)

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Tuesday, December 10, 2024

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Herr Wolfram Schmidt.

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Monday, December 9, 2024

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Saturday, December 7, 2024

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"Two lamb chops, please, and

make them lean" - "Certainly, sir.

To the left or right?"...

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(As old as the hills, but hey...)

Friday, December 6, 2024

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Wednesday, December 4, 2024

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XENAPHOBIA - fear or dislike of a certain warrior princess.

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Tuesday, December 3, 2024

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WEAK DAYS - those days when you don't have the strength to go to work.

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 10)

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Monday, December 2, 2024

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CHER AND CHER ALIKE - iconic singer meets her doppelgänger.

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Sunday, December 1, 2024

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If Gregg Wallace's career really IS toast, can we at least get

to watch him have a taste of the various bread options available:

wholegrain, sourdough or white...

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