Friday, August 15, 2025



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                                           Not football again - and so soon?
                                           I'm far from being over the moon.
                                           (I should tell them to stick it,
                                           For I much prefer cricket,
                                           With tea and a nice macaroon)
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                                       (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 15)
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Thursday, August 14, 2025

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 15)
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(So much for Cotswold security)
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Wednesday, August 13, 2025

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 7)
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Tuesday, August 12, 2025


 

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                         Drivers over 70 are to face an iTest. Probably to see if
                         they can tell the difference between an iPad and an iPod.
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                         Drivers over 70 are to face an eye test? With MY failing sight, 
                         all I can drive these days are hard bargains and my wife mad!
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Monday, August 11, 2025



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                                   Whilst it may take a village to bring up a child,
                                   just a skinful of lager can bring up your dinner.
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Friday, August 8, 2025


 

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                                         Sorry may be the hardest word, but
                                         Chihuahua's a pretty close second...
                                         (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 7)
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Thursday, August 7, 2025



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                             Not all mathematicians are as nice as 3.1415926535.
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Wednesday, August 6, 2025

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 5)
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 30)
(Irish Daily Mail, July 31)
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Monday, August 4, 2025



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                                              Much will be written and spoken
                                              Of a player who's rather soft-spoken:
                                              "To Christopher Woakes,
                                              The bravest of blokes,
                                              With his shoulder decidedly broken"
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Saturday, August 2, 2025



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                                I'm a huge fan of Monty Python's Eric - a man 
                                who never stops working. Let's hear it for my 
                                hardly ever idle idol Idle!...
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Thursday, July 31, 2025



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                               Another day, another dollar. I wonder who Trump's 
                               going to be calling 'scum' today. Thank you for your 
                               attention to this matter.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2025



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                         I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T A GLUE - detective comes unstuck.
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