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It's a table for one,

Which isn't much fun

On a day which is truly romantic.

But I'm sure I'll be fine

If I order some wine

And a glass which is simply gigantic.

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It's a table for one,

Which isn't much fun

Whilst others are eating in pairs.

But what's there to lose?

I'll order some booze

And ignore all the whispers and stares.

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Feb. 14 (They published the first one)

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