I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Monday, August 11, 2025

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Whilst it may take a village to bring up a child,

just a skinful of lager can bring up your dinner.

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Sunday, August 10, 2025

Saturday, August 9, 2025

Friday, August 8, 2025

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Sorry may be the hardest word, but

Chihuahua's a pretty close second...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 7)

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Thursday, August 7, 2025

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Not all mathematicians are as nice as 3.1415926535.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2025

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 5)

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 30)

(Irish Daily Mail, July 31)

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Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Monday, August 4, 2025

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Much will be written and spoken

Of a player who's rather soft-spoken:

"To Christopher Woakes,

The bravest of blokes,

With his shoulder decidedly broken"

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Sunday, August 3, 2025

Saturday, August 2, 2025

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I'm a huge fan of Monty Python's Eric - a man

who never stops working. Let's hear it for my

hardly ever idle idol Idle!...

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Friday, August 1, 2025

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