I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Friday, February 27, 2026

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Sticking to BOXED wines means you can

always deny hitting the bottle...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Feb. 27)

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Thursday, February 26, 2026

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In the Tories we

Trussed. Are we making the same

mistake with Kemi?

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Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Monday, February 23, 2026

Sunday, February 22, 2026

Or, God forbid, terraced?...

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How soon before the

'house' of the House of Windsor

becomes a semi?...

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Saturday, February 21, 2026

Poetic justice. Well, vaguely poetic...

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Stopping eight wars, and

NO Nobel Prize? Serves him right

for telling such lies!...

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Friday, February 20, 2026

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Monday, February 16, 2026

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Friday, February 13, 2026

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Ghislaine Maxwell...

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Pleading the Fifth, the

'S' in GHISLAINE continues

to remain silent...

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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Monday, February 9, 2026

Sunday, February 8, 2026

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Friday, February 6, 2026

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

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SUE-IT PUDDING - Donald Trump's favourite...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 3)

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Monday, February 2, 2026

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England T20 cricket captain Harry Brook is a very aggressive

batsman - taking on bouncers is second nature to him.

Even outside a nightclub, apparently.

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Sunday, February 1, 2026

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMP - she was scared

of the dark, poor thing...(VH, Daily Mail, January 13)

YOUR MONET OR YOUR LIFE - armed robber

breaks into art collector's home...(VH, Daily Mail, Jan 20)

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