a social butterfly...

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"I mix in all the
best circles, me. Just the one
square, though: Trafalgar"...

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- well, more of an anti-social pigeon, really...




(17 Syllables)

April 6: spend, spend, spend a nice day...

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Happy Financial
New Year! Many happy tax
returns to you all...

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(17 Syllables)

middle age, old age, cold storage...

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Cryonics? I think
not - my wife would just turn me
off. As she does now...

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- the seven ages of man: could it soon be eight?...




('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Wendy Wardrobe's one, two, three, foremost fashion favourites...

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"my body feels great
in silk, tweed or wool - even
better when it's felt"...

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- sometimes one's fashion statements reveal more than the fashions themselves...





(Material Possessions: '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Naked Gun...

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"Hold it right there!" barked
the policeman. "Well, maybe
not there," he added...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

if the choux fits...

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"Beef Wellington for
me!" said Puss in Boots. "Do you
have it in size 6?"

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(wrong pastry - ended up with a soggy bottom: my choux had a hole in it)









(17 Syllables)

three well-constructed lines...

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The Piccadilly,
Bakerloo, Jubilee and
Circle. Oops, that's four...

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('Four Long Lines': 17 Syllables)