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                                    Vino and vapes and a dodgy canoe,

                                    I'm Angela Rayner, so "how do you do!"

                                    (And now that you've met me

                                    I doubt you'll forget me -

                                    I'm living a life that's just tickety-boo!)

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                   A PINNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS - so you think you can cook? 

                   Go on, then! (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 23)

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