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magic mushrooms are
great! - especially with red
or brown saucery...
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(17 Syllables)
Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
the ongoing economic crisis...
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"who doesn't struggle
putting food on the table
these days?" - "er - waiters?"...
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(17 Syllables)
"who doesn't struggle
putting food on the table
these days?" - "er - waiters?"...
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(17 Syllables)
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
the set meal - well, not quite set, in the jelly's case...
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I love mange-tout, but
I couldn't eat a whole one.
I love blancmange-too...
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(17 Syllables)
Monday, July 4, 2011
wearing your art on your sleeve...
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Picasso's desire
to put his money where his
nose was sure paid off...
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- in the blink of an ear: from PICASSO (born 1881) to PICA$$000,000 (died 1973).
(17 Syllables)
Picasso's desire
to put his money where his
nose was sure paid off...
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- in the blink of an ear: from PICASSO (born 1881) to PICA$$000,000 (died 1973).
(17 Syllables)
Sunday, July 3, 2011
reincarnation - a man can dream, right?...
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'what form would I like
to come back in?' - "why, the 6th
at St Trinian's!"...
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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)
'what form would I like
to come back in?' - "why, the 6th
at St Trinian's!"...
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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)
Saturday, July 2, 2011
terminal...
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dead on time, or dead
on arrival? - one's a crime,
one is survival...
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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)
dead on time, or dead
on arrival? - one's a crime,
one is survival...
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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)
Friday, July 1, 2011
sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll...
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life was a bowl of
cherries in the 60's - and
most of them were stoned...
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- "it sure as hell beat the daze of wine and roses, pal"...
('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)
life was a bowl of
cherries in the 60's - and
most of them were stoned...
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- "it sure as hell beat the daze of wine and roses, pal"...
('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)
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