"what d'you want, blood diamonds?"...

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"of course they're only
cheap earrings - it was only
a bling & buy sale"...

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(17 Syllables)

tall, dark - and bloody bad-tempered...

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"And lucky I am
to be tall, too" (it hurts less
when I hit the roof)

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- who needs 'handsome', anyway?...









('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

dumb belles - all brawn, no brains, bless'em...

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"Gym's great! Running up
bills is no problem now - and
our gym's are quite steep!"...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

if you're going to be late, be pretty late - very pretty late...

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time and tide wait for
no man - but they might for a
lass who's a looker...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

from 'island' to 'wasland'...

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Atlantis is no
more - it was swallowed by the
sea. Atlantisn't?
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('17 Syllabes plus' re-mix)

'down' as in eider, fed as in 'up'...

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"Kiss my arse," said the
duck. I did. No wonder I
felt down in the mouth...

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('The parson's nose': 17 Syllables)

there are fatalities - and very fatalities...

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Obesity - the
life-cycle: Small...M...L...X
L...XXL...ex

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did I say 'fatalities'? - better make that 'overweightalities'...political correctness, and all that...









('Reduced to Size': '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)