my child - a noise - me...

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"Bnag!" screamed my daughter.
"Don't do that!" I told her, "that's
bang out of order"...

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(17 Syllables)

value for Monet...

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appreciating
art: it's more than watching art
appreciating...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Route 666...

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God knows whether the
road to damnation is the
route of all evil...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

studio bosses - they're ruthless...

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they only let me
film the 'Airplane' series once
I'd shot the pilot...

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(17 Syllables)

you've heard of the Trotters? - well, we're the Amblers...

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lethargy doesn't
run in our family - it's
so lazy, it walks...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

a good pop song needs a hook (sorry, all you fish out there)

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a fish that sings in
the wrong quay is probably
an out-of-tuna...

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You couldn't make it up: a New Year's Eve fireworks display...a hotel restaurant with a thatched roof...

Exactly - suffice to say, it wasn't just the revellers who were burnt out the next morning.

The year can only get better.

Vincent Hefter, Kotu, The Gambia (actually, personally speaking, a day trip to a Senegal game reserve was a pretty good start to the year, to be honest)







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if, on the 1st, you don't succeed, s*d it...

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I always knew year's
resolutions to give up
on puns never worked...

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Wishing you a Happy New Year - from Africa (it's party time! - and no-one can do it like an African...)









('The Last Word': '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)