who needs to be under anyone's...erm...'spell'?

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Give me an 'L'!...give me an 'O'!...give me a 'V'!...

- on second thoughts, just give me an "E"...and a
glass of water. I'll settle for a chemical high, thanks.

Love? Who needs it?...

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('Love Letters': A Valentine's Day Special)

Clapham inJunction...

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"who did you snog on
platform six?" - "can't say, mate, there's
a gagging order"...

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- not so much going off the rails as trying not to roll on to them, as I remember...










(17 Syllables)

emotion sickness...

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Moving - that's the most
stressful thing in life. All things
moving: death, weddings...

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Writes of Passage (17 Rather Sillybles):

'Bugger pens and pencils - here in Tunisia I use araBics'...










(17 Syllables)

There's a sign here that reads 'hors riding' (which goes a long way to explaining what that strange meat in the 'hors d'oeuvre' actually is)...

all dressed up and "know where to go?"...

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"That's it, we're lost!" she
sighed. "Oh, well," I shrugged, "at least
we know where we stand"...

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(Dear Reader - once again, due to circumstances well within my control, postings will be somewhat intermittent for the next two or three weeks. Your understanding and complete indifference is much appreciated)











('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

one 3-liner (and one sunken one)

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How on earth could the
Titanic have sunk? (How on
water could it not?)

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(17 Syllables)

the art of counselling...

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the only lifts you
should accept from strangers are
emotional ones...

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('Raising Your Spirits': 17 Syllables)

"I was a virgin once" - "Just the once?"...

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"Virgo intacta?
Me? Well, no - not exactly.
But one lives in hope"...

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('A 3-Line Parallel Uni-Verse': 17 Rather Sillybles)