"nurse!"...

*********** Rule 1 ************

There's an exception
to every rule. Including
that one. "Now I'm lost"...

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*********** Rule 2 ************

There's an exception
to every rule. Except for
this one. "Nope, still lost"...

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('Psychiatricks': 17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

myself, I prefer palm reading - date or coconut...

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astrology - not
so much a science, more of a
'hit and miss'tery...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

the there-and-backstroke...

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I tried to swim the
Channel once. Got bored halfway,
though - so swam straight back...

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('Brest is Best? Nah, Dover's Better': 17 Syllables)

an incomplete fool...

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it seems I can't do
anything right (there's no end
to my incompet

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('Unfinished busine...': 17 Syllables)

ha:ha (not)

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it's so not funny
being a wind-up merchant in
the digital age...

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('Putting the 'Chasm' into Sarcasm': '17 Syllables)

the birds and bees - spelling bees...

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"but no-one asked me -
I'd like a pee after tea,"
sighed the ptarmigan...

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(Spelling Bee? - "I'm Game," Said Old Bird: '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

if at first you don't succeed...

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might recidivists
who turn over "thousands a
year!" just mean 'new leaves'?...

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('New Day Resolutions': 17 Syllables)