the marathon - couch potato or runner bean?...

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a 'twenty-six point
two-one mile' scenic root? - it
must be a runner...

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(17 Syllables)

he didn't shine today, it seems...

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it's just not cricket:
twenty past twelve, and the son's
out! - clean bowled for four...

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(17 Rather Sillybles)

ground pepper? - underground, more like...

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should cellar dwellers
pay peppercorn rents? - well, not
if they're salt cellars...

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(17 Syllables)

master of the 3-line (uni)verse...

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does Dr Who in
fact exist? - all I ever
see is his locum...

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('Trying My Patients': 17 syllables)

(not so poor)nography...

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indecent photos
have I none - I'm told, in fact,
they're not half decent...

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'poornography' - the product of a misspelt yooth? - discuss...













('Snap Judgements': 17 Syllables)

cheap at half the price...

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"London 2012" -
and all it cost was an arm
and a legacy...

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- just the one de-Rogge-tory comment: has there ever been a less inspiring speech-maker than the IOC President?...












('Legacy - The Buzz Word': 17 Syllables)

I'll Iove you forever - well, till Tuesday, anyway...

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"for better, for worse -
but not necessarily
for good, right?" - marriage...

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(17 Syllables)