a crack swordsman...

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that tattoo of a
sword entering your backside -
I can't see the point...

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('Count Yourself Lucky': 17 Syllables)

classical requests...

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I'll never hear the
end of it if I don't play
Schubert's Unfinished...

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- nor if I do...




('Friday Night is Music Night': 17 Syllables)

word of month...

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Wow! Not one month of
the year starts with the letter
'S'. (Exceptember)

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(17 Syllables)

"he's not very good yet, is he, mummy?"...

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"Bless you, my child," said
the new Archbishop. "But I
didn't sneeze!" cried Meg...

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(17 Syllables)

disabling the able semen...

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vasectomy? - it's
fair to say it completely
changed my lay of wife...

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('Dry Humour (so to speak)': 17 Syllables)

A fitted one, presumably...

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Her? A clotheshorse? - the
only thing my wife looks good
in is - a kitchen!...

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(17 Syllables)

comes with nails and screws, bless her...

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I'm a self-made man -
but my wife claims I didn't
read the instructions...

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('Flat(Pack) Mates':17 Syllables)