chains? - try the chain store...

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'a relationship
based on trussed' - not just any
sex: S & M sex...

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- with apologies to Marks & Spencer...










('The bonds of friendship': 17 Syllables)

putting the 'us' into rendezvous...

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cozy tete-a-tetes
in smart pieds-a-terre - now that's
what I call frenchship!...

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('Ami-ability': 17 Syllables)

the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away...

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"you're great for your age,"
shrugged my doc, "you've got the brains
of a ten-year-old"...

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('Your cholesterol levels are sh*t, mind': 17 Syllables)

17 Sillyble Asperger's...

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"You sure took your time,
darling" - "I couldn't think who
else's to take, dear"...

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(17 Syllables)

exchange and martyr...

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I've just got some golf
clubs for the Mrs. Not a
bad swap, that, really...

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(17 Sillybles)

RIP: from coughin' to coffin...

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Dust to dust, ashes
to ashes: life is precious,
more than your cash is...

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('The aftermath of a wrong die-agnosis': 17 Syllables)

I was a solicitor: the (not very good) tall, dark, italic type...

                   
                      


                                
                              "OBJECTOiN,
                               
                             YOUR HONOUR!"









- but it was i who was nearly always out of order...