luvvie land: the wrap party...

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"Mwwwaaah!...mwwwaaah!" - "Daaaarling! you 
were soooo..........soooo.........." (translation: "you
were very so-so")

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(17 Syllables)

"I'm (i)dent(i)cal! - both (i)s are me!"...

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After Joy's cloning,
she found that she was beside
herself with...well, Joy.

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(17 Sillybillybillybles)

1) "Why him?" 2) "Why here?" 3) "Why now?" - the Three Why?s men...

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Confucius, he say:
many people like wise man -
no-one like wise guy.

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- intelligentlemen, take note...









('A word to the wise': 17 Syllables)

I was dribbling before I could walk...

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I'm a natural
at football, I'm told - a born
placenta forward...

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('The midwife didn't slap me, she gave me a kick-start': 17 Syllables)

She's the fiancée. He's the fi(n)ancé...

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"I'm engaged! - boy, has
that got a great ring to it!" -
"Expensive?" - "You bet!"...

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(The fi(n)ancé: 17 Syllables)

putting the (end) into fri(end)ship...

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if saying goodbye's like
dying a little, how come I'm
dying to say goodbye?...

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('The next time you're passing, just make sure you do': 17 Syllables)

cops charge battery (for time-wasting?)

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with just a couple
of leads, cops solve the case of
the dead battery...

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(17 Syllables)