Couch potato? Or three-piece sweet potato?...

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I'm addicted to
furniture stores. Talk about
having a suite tooth!...

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(17 Syllables)

will this get me into hot water?...

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A watched kettle...is
probably pretty hot. I
know watched women are...

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(17 Syllables)

the height of fashion...

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if a new dress suits
you down to the ground, why wear
it only knee-length?...

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('XXLent choice, madam': 17 Syllables)

what, the ones the engine keeps cutting out?...

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"Do you ever buy
Lawnmower's Weekly?" - "No, dad
sends me the cuttings"...

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(17 Syllables)

making "all" the difference...

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My girlfriend was all
over me once. Now she's just
over me. Fine lines...

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(17 Syllables)

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kleptomaniacs take most things in their
stride (if no-one's looking)

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 1)

thirsty work, this Crusading lark...

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"Fifteen pints, nine gins
and a Whisky Mac, please": the
Order of the Knights...

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(17 Syllables)