no money, no honey...

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Want to get stung? Have
a bee venom facial: three
hundred pounds, at least!

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('They must have seen me coming': 17 Syllables)

like a kid in a suite shop...

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Damn! Our new puppy's

eaten the sofa! That's one

hell of a suite tooth!...

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(17 Syllables)

The Debating Society...

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"Field events are not
nearly as absorbing as
track events". Discus.

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(17 Syllables)

stupid knit...

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I always thought a
cardiologist was a
girl who made cardies...

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('Well, she certainly puts her heart into it': 17 Syllables)

rugby un_on (i left at half-time)

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Rugby Union's

so boring. Once you've seen one

scrum, you've seen the maul...

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(I love the sport, to be honest: 17 Syllables)

one of her 5-a-day insults...

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My wife's the apple
of my eye. But, to her, I'm
an ugli fruit. Bitch...

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(17 Syllables)

still, it's pleasant enough, I suppose...

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Why is cordial a
cold drink? Isn't it meant to
be warm and friendly?...

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(17 Syllables)