Remember Keith West's 'Grocer' Jack? Well, he's even grosser now...

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the thing is, when Keith
speaks to me tongue-in-cheek, it's
my cheek his tongue's in...

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In these days of Time's Up and #Me Too, you'd better
make sure, if you speak to someone tongue-in-cheek,
that it's your cheek your tongue's in!...
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Political inn-fighting: a punch-up in the
House of Commons Strangers Bar...

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(Vincent Hefter, Wordy Wise, Daily Mail, March 6)

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Anti-obesity drives only exacerbate the problem.
Anti-obesity walks? That's quite another matter...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 2)

I can read her like a book...

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my wife's a bottle
blonde (she hates it when I call
it 'vanity fair')

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How soon before Olympian (and occasional
model) Eve Muirhead gets snapped up as the
face of curling tongs, haha?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 26)
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Sarah Ferguson used to be the face of Weight Watchers.
I wonder why she was never its body?...
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the fumble in the jungle...

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I prefer chocolate
buttons to sex - you don't have
to undo them first!...

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cash in the attic......

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"Where are my CDs? -
I keep the ones by Johnny
Cash in the attic"...

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