beware the terror wrist...

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"I've got a great right
hook." - So's Abu Hamza. Stop
going on about it...

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('Need a hand, mate?': 17 Syllables)
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Yes, I do love my own company. Why else would I be a major shareholder?...
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give us this day our daily milk...

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if a single goat
gives me two pints, how much would
a married goat give?...

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(17 Syllables)
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If a burglar did indeed fall into a paddling pool, would
it cause a crime wave? Or merely a few ripples? (Mail)
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Was there ever any doubt Harry Kane would
win the Golden Boot? He was a shoo-in...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 18)
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What food would you serve at a black tie dinner? Black Thai rice?
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dominatrix required...

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smart car, smart phone, smart
meter - someone come round and
make my bum smart, too!...

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(17 Syllables)
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"Stop using tap water on my garden? What about on my food?"
asked gran. "I'd miss my bread and drip...drip...dripping!" (Mail)
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it's just their cup of tea...

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chain-smokers love to
wake up with fags and a cup
of cough...cough...coughee...

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(17 Syllables)
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A funeral DVD for £50? Get the biers in!
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I'm dying for a coffee...

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when the end is nigh:
'outpatient...inpatient...on
the way out patient'...

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(17 Syllables)
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No wonder Jordan Pickford's being toasted -
He's the best thing since sliced bread!...
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it could cost me an arm and a legacy...

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where there's a way, there's
a will - that tries to avoid
inheritance tax...

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(17 Syllables)
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Never mind teaching kids right from wrong. Teaching
them right from left would be a start...
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