"J'accuse...!"

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Has 'thigh-squeezing' Boris "I am The Hulk"
Johnson now become Boris "I amnesia" Johnson?
("Honestly, can't remember a thing, guv"...)

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Was the '130,000 killed' ANTI-TORY BANNER
inciting violence a direct response to a certain
BRUCE BANNER inciting violence? (aka The
Incredible Hulk, aka Boris Johnson)

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a bit of a blow...

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dad blew all he had
on wind farms, but they blew it
all straight back at him...

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('When the gales weren't of laughter...': 17 Syllables)
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Those eco-activists glueing themselves to main roads in
Kent give a whole new meaning to that oft-repeated
call home: "I'm stuck on the A2, love". (Vincent Hefter,
Mail on Sunday, September 29 (aka Christina Schaffer)
(another Mail on Sunday double! See Oct 1 blog entry)
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Model Naomi Campbell is pictured in all the papers
in a designer 'bullet-hole' dress. I can't help but
wonder whether it's made of shot silk, haha...

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Women spend 71 days a year glued to their phone,
apparently (news item). Men? They also get stuck
- stuck for things to say, usually, haha...

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nominative determinism, my arse...

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"forgive my lack of
passion," sighed the passion fruit
to the ugli fruit...

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(Sad, but true: few passion fruit have lived up 
to their name when left alone with ugli fruit...)



(17 Syllables)
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"Why would you want to play second fiddle when
you've been leader, first violinist and concert-
meister? It hurts intensely," says John Humphrys.
Wow! Sounds like he's been orcastrated!...
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Police watchdog to probe Boris? Don't tell Dilyn!
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Scottish Parliament building...

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a monumental
error: I saw an eyesore
and an eyesore me...

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('Some monument, some error!': 17 Not-So-Sillybles)
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I very much enjoyed your photo of a twisted
postbox in Yorkshire. When will I be able to
see one tied up in Notts?...(Daily Mail)
(Alex Chinneck public artworks project)
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fruit-based romances...

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when the apple of
your eye calls you her ugli
fruit, you know it's love...

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(17 Syllables)
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Who says Joan Bakewell is 'the thinking man's
crumpet'? She's a Bakewell, right? Doesn't that
make her 'the thinking man's tart'?...
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78% of Gallup pole-dancers are now embarrassed
to be associated with a certain Prime Minister. No
names, no pack-drill...
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No quid pro quo in Trump's phone call to Ukraine?
Withholding almost $400million in military aid prior
to the phone call makes that about 320million quid
pro quo, at the current rate of exchange...
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a vegan's bananas...

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"You were on a low-
carb diet at 12?" - "Yes, and sick
of it by half-past"...

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('Nuts like seeds': 17 Syllables)
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My wife and I like to share driving duties: I drive
her to the shops from Monday to Friday, she
drives me up the wall at the weekend...
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Couldn't the almost £50million damage to
household fittings and furniture caused by pet
rabbits every year (news item) be covered by a
special rabbit warren-ty, haha?...(Vincent Hefter,
Mail on Sunday, September 29)
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