a sweet tooth and obesity...

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Is there a sin tax on sugar daddies?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 6)

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GUM CONTROL - they've stopped selling
Wrigley's in our local corner shop...

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(Vincent Hefter, Wordy Wise, Daily Mail, November 5)
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(They've stopped selling Wrigley's in our local corner
shop. I'm all for gum control, but this is ridiculous!...)
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to the less well off, eco-friendly comes
a poor second to eco-nomical...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 29)

Restorative justice...

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Turns out the arsonist and I got on like a
house on fire. Shame it had to be mine...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 25)

piling on the pounds...

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If you like your food
rich, garnish with lots of thyme.
For thyme is money!...

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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 24)

I'm outta here!...

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The time has come to
go-tu Kotu, meet some friends
to say "hello!"-tu...

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Ciao for niao...



(22/10/19 - 20/01/20: 17 Syllables)
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(With doubtless the odd exception) radio silence
will now be maintained for about 90 days...
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'Lust of the Summer Wine' - Love Island for wrinklies.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 22)
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fruitcake, anyone?...

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Are vegans mad? No.
Nuts, crackers and bananas?
Well, if the cap fits...

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('Only joking, OK?: 17 Syllables)
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Booze cruises: alcoholidays, by any other name...
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