on trend...

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'Older men are in
this year,' my newspaper said.
'In what?' I wondered...

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(17 Rather Sillybles)

they even fly off their very own handles (but never when drunk)...

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My brothers? They're mugs!
But they do what mugs do best -
they can hold their beer...

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(17 Syllables)

9.5, 9.5, 9.0, 9.5, 9.0, 9.0, 9.5...

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the best way to make
a splash as a diver is...
not to make a splash!

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(17 Syllables)

well-read light area...

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do psychologists
get turned on by strippers who
bare only their souls?...

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(17 Syllables)

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I cherish my mobile above all else
- it's the Apple of my iPhone...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 27)

she may be a silly moo, but she's MY silly moo...

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Indians worship cows 

and I worship my wife. She 

hates that connection...

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(17 Syllables)

war and piece of her mind...

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I love her, but does
she love me? She makes me mad,
then she makes me tea...

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('Always something brewing': 17 Syllables)