P-P-Pick up a...

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"You're Cheddar Gorgeous, luv," I said.

Didn't work.

Turns out she hates cheesy chat-up lines...

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Hello? Anyone there? No, hearing voices in your head doesn't

necessarily mean you're crazy. Hearing voices in your FEET does.

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MISPRINCE - Hary, Wiliam, Gorge, Sharlotte, Louie...

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Jubilee...

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As the voyeur said:

"it's great to see a nation

coming together"...

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It really is the best way to come...

(Sorry. Over-excited, your Maj: 17 Syllables)

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Boris Johnson: how fine the line between political asset

and political ass. #AlwaysOnTheCards

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Skipping's good for your health. Skipping breakfast isn't.

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Faulty genes...

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I can't help havnig 

dyslexia, arsehloe - it's

in my N.D.A.!...

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(17 Syllables)

I've been well sick, me...

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How sick have I been?

As sick as a parott [sic] -

THAT'S how sick I've been!...

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(17 Syllables)

"Call me!" (Fish fingers - they have their uses)

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A fish called Wanda:

"Is that you, Wanda?" (Who knew

that fish could use phones?)

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(17 Syllables)

Happiness is...

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Who wants to settle

for seventh heaven when you

could be on cloud nine?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 27: 17 Syllables)

Mind the Gap, Hiawatha!...

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Hiya! is to Higher

as Lowa! is to Watha

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