Monday, February 20, 2023

Bi-curio"us" - what Sam Smith calls themselves?...

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Less of a question,
more of a queery: "just what
gender IS Sam Smith?"...

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(17 Syllables)

Sunday, February 19, 2023

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Do artificial
sweetener daddies still have
to pay sugar tax?...

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Now she's far more health-conscious, my 
sister's decided to ditch her sugar daddy for 
an artificial sweetener daddy...



(17 Syllables)

Thursday, February 16, 2023

From R&B to "Pop!"...

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How to make a pop
star: prick Sam Smith's Brits outfit
with a pin...and "pop!"

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 16)
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PHIALING CABINETS - where apothecaries keep their phials...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2023

The ravages of time...

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The beneficial effects of a 
60-second
beauty treatment are, 
er, minute...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 14)


Sunday, February 12, 2023

It's tough at the top...

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I did seventeen
marathons last week. Most of
them in my Bentley...

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(It's a good runner, all right: 17 Syllables)

Saturday, February 11, 2023

Ex-President's censor humour...

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When Trump said he was
fond of pussies, I don't think
he meant Democats...

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(17 Syllables)
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"If you're a faux political intellectual, you're a political
intellectual foe" - the world according to Nadine Dorries...
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Friday, February 10, 2023

My old Dutch(ess)

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My love is like a Gouda cheese,
(She's sweet and rather nutty)
I'd love to take a slice of her
And shove it in a butty...

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