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                                                   The Travel Bug...

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                                                    A backpack in a 

                                                    closet is like a dog on 

                                                    a chain. Cry freedom!.

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                          On picking up his 'Honorary César' award, Jim Carrey 

                          said he wanted to 'recognise his dad'. Trouble is, had his

                          father still been alive, I doubt he would have recognised

                          him. Such a strangely altered face.

                          (Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, March 8)

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                                             It's not just swifts who

                                             can sleep while they fly. I slept

                                             all the way to Spain!...

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                          Trump? May he rot in

                          Helvetica (or any

                          typeface - I don't care!)

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Hannah Spencer's a plumber - the PM's a drip.

There can only be one winner.

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Pity the man who is lactose intolerant

in a land of milk and honey...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 3)

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