"not from Planet Hollywood's cheeseboard, you won't!"...

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if music be the
food of love, then I'll settle
for some Hard Roquefort...

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- cheesy music takes on a whole new meaning...




(17 Syllables)

more stir-fry than Stephen Fry - or just plain half-baked?...

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I hate logic - for
no reason at all, really...
That's probably why.

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(17 Syllables)

my sense of direction - it's gone west (or is it south?)

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I took a course in
orienteering. And failed.
It was the wrong course...

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- probably the one time I hadn't been told to get lost...



('17 Syllables plus' re-mix - just an old favourite of mine which came up in conversation the other day, now included for nostalgic reasons)

from nuclear reactors to over-reactors? - let's hope so...

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"atmosfear" - you can
sense it when radiation
gets into the air...

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- here's hoping very few clouds have need of that silver lining...




I was in Sendai some years ago; loved Japan - my heart goes out to them. There are no words - how do you describe the indescribable?...



(17 Syllables)

Teacher's whisky...

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when I was at school,
booze went straight to my Head: he'd
confiscate the lot...

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(he was probably the only guy I knew whose pupils were both taught and dilated)




('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

not all love stories end happily - some end in marriage...

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"Good things come to those
who wait," she thought, sadly. "Like
death, for example"...

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- and she didn't care whose...




('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

oodles of canoodles...

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 my dreams are so wet, 

I'm now an expert in white

-water canoodling...

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 ('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)