Thursday, June 30, 2011

soul mates...

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the furthest thing from
my mind's the exosphere - but
I guess you knew that...

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- what some call 'extrasensory perception', cynics dismiss as 'general knowledge'...







('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

civil service - top bananas...

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it doesn't make sense -
why do so many plum jobs
go to mandarins?...

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- talk about enjoying the fruits of one's labour...







('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

no wonder criminal records are called rap sheets...

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rappers? - lock 'em up
and throw away whatever
key they're singing in...

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'records,' my arse - aural pollution, more like...





('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Monday, June 27, 2011

rhyme-a-line-a-haiku...

1) Life
2) I adore,
3) I cry
4) When I hear
5) Of war.
4) Each tear
3) Asks "why
2) More
1) Strife?".





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Life I adore, I
cry when I hear of war. Each
tear asks "why more strife?".


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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Sunday, June 26, 2011

I ran - it's what my mum would have wanted...

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He who hesitates
- is probably still alive.
Death is for heroes...

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(Sh*t first, ask questions later. Or answer them, more like - at a court martial.)




(17 syllables)

Saturday, June 25, 2011

boxing clever...

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if a ring can have
four corners, small wonder a
round can end all square...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Friday, June 24, 2011

dry trunks all round...

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Sarah never left
the woods. Most weekends, though, she'd
stroll down to the beech...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)