bottom marks...

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 I don't think the cane 

improved my IQ - but it 

sure made my bum smart... 

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 ('Ouch': '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

42-42-42 - but no straight actress, she...

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Obesity turns
me off - "waist not, want not," I
moan. The wife's distraught...

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- 'Abstinence': 10 letters, and not one of them French. Does it make the heart grow fonder? My arse...









(17 Syllables)


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(She once had a figure
To everyone's taste,
But now they just snigger
For it's all gone to waist)

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me, Tarzan - you: 'Dr. No', these days...

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Jane's one of those sex
objects - the more I want sex,
the more she objects...

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(17 Syllables)

no wonder things are, er, a bit tight...

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"of course my money's
all tied up - why else would it
be called a trussed fund?"...

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('Mastercard? I don't even have access': 17 Syllables))

Healthy diet bears fruit (even if YOU can't!)

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An apple a day
keeps the doctor away. Cores
and effect, I guess...

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(17 Syllables)

17 SillyBillybles...

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polysyllables
are jollysillybles - if
writing a haiku...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

manners maketh man...

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no matter how bad
civil wars are, it's good to
know they are civil...

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as for the current English Rugby Union crisis: it's not so much a farce, more of a '15 - a - Side-Splitting' comedy series - of blunders...







(17 Sillybles)