Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy Holly Days...

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"Feliz Navimum
and Dad" - and everyone else
in the family, too...

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You can't beat The Gambia ("mind you, you're not allowed to beat anyone or anything these days," he added).
This is Kunta Kinteh country. Ah, yes, slaves - now they could be beaten...
Whilst times may have changed, poverty remains pretty much the same. Just minus the chains, fast-food or otherwise.
All of which preamble means it'll be a Black Christmas (as opposed to, um, a white one, I guess) for yours truly (I speak not of the soul).

May your Christmas, too, be filled with with whatever it is you would wish it to be filled with.

"I'll see you ere the year is out...
Of that,I think, there's little doubt".


written in haste (it's what they use here instead of ink)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Kim Jong-il [sic]

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Kim Jong-ded [told you he was sic]

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(that's it with the [sic] Kim Jong jokes)

Monday, December 19, 2011

well, there's always Ruby...

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if diamonds are a
girl's best friend, do girls who have
opals have no pals?...

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NEWS FLASH

Kim Jong-il...Kim Jong very-il...Kim Jong-dead.












("She's My Rock. Good As": '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Saturday, December 17, 2011

gift ideas well worth sleeping on...

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the mattress: a gift
that keeps on giving - and then
bouncing straight back up...

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(17 Syllables)

Friday, December 16, 2011

it is half hot, mum - almost exactly...

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tropics baking? - would
semi-tropical jaunts be
the half-baked option?

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Monday, December 12, 2011

rocking an MP's boat...

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will the predicted
rise in sea-levels mean far
more floating voters?...

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(Dear reader - posts will be somewhat intermittent for the next few weeks due to circumstances well within my control. Passport and mosquito repellent are in hand.)













('It's Not Just the Pound that's Sinking': '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Sunday, December 11, 2011

just take it as red, brother...

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I'm a commun1st.
(This means I see myself as
1st. among equals.)

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(17 Syllables)