Gone With the Wind: the first draft...

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if the i of a
storm's in the centre, then, hey -
it's a hurricane...

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('Red Sky At Night': '17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

Peggy Sioux arose - by any other name...

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Big Chief Sitting Bull
was a man of some standing
- on his rare days off...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

called to the bar...

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men, they're just like fires -
leave them unattended and
they tend to go out...

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(Bless'em - they get confused as to which their better half is: the one at home, or the one they quickly nip out to the pub for to down in one)












('My better half's got a head on it': 17 Syllables)

now serving at Wimbledon...

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"one slice or two?" asked
Murray - well, they're just bread and
butter shots to him...

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('Spread Betting - Butter or Marge?': 17 Syllables)

the career girl who'd maidename for herself...

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sure, my wife's a  name-

dropper, but don't most women

drop their maiden name?...

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('17 Syllables plus' re-mix)

"on your marks, get settee, go!"...

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"Yipee! Sofaworld's
Summer Sale!!!" - (talk about a
kid in a suite shop!)

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(17 Syllables)

Wow! Times New Roman! - just my type...

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Computer dating's
great! I've dated two Dells and
an Apple so far...

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(17 syllables)