a woman can dream, right?...

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"will you marry me?"
sure has a nice ring to it -
(well, it better have!)

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('Dangle Those Carats, Baby': 17 Syllables)

what's in a name?...

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if every man's an
island, then Jamaica is
Bob, and not Mali...

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('Bob Marley': 17 Syllables)

no bigger star...

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when Gulliver sang,
he held the audience in
the palm of his hand...

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(well, it was pretty big, and it saved on seats)












('It's a Small World': 17 Rather Sillybles)

5' 10'' - the height of absurdity...

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according to my
BMI chart, my weight's fine -
I'm just a foot short...

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('Wishful Thinking': 17 Syllables)

I'd down THEM in one...

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If there's one thing I
can't stand, it's aggressive drunks.
Beer bellicose tw*ts...

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('Beer Bellies': 17 Syllables)

a fan laments...

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The whole damned team's as
daft as a brush. And not one
of them a sweeper...

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- it's a football thing...












('Putting the Arse into Arsenal': 17 Syllables)

on the road again...

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Straight rockers tend to
tour in vans. Gay ones, too - but
theirs are camper vans...

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(17 Syllables)